tomas.lampreia@gmail.com | copywriter @ uzina 2000 - ...
during my degree in journalism i realized
i’m not built for it, as i never felt like wearing a tie. so i left and actually believed that i could become a renowned stand-up comedian. made a total of 34€ in 6 months (a success i would say).

i hate having free time, so i have a weekly podcast, write for one of portugal’s top comedians: salvador martinha, play for an amateur football team, do stand-up comedy, am part of the national football manager esports team, and don't have
a dishwasher.

as my therapist says: “i’m always running away from my thoughts but they do way more cardio than me”.



bronze @ cannes lions 25’ - direct 
finalist @ new york festivals 25’

bronze
@ clio sports awards 24’
shortlist
@ clio sports awards 24’
shortlist
@ cannes lions 24’
silver @ creative club of portugal 24’
bronze @ creative club of portugal 24’
3 shortlists @ creative club of portugal 24’
3 golds
@ m&p awards portugal 24’
2
silvers @ m&p awards portugal 24’
1 bronze
@ m&p awards portugal 24’

winner @ brief & beers - zink lisboa 23'

copywriter
uzina | october 2025 -


writer/creative
ar livre - salvador martinha | sep 25 -

copywriter
judas | oct 2023 - oct 2025


music writer
musicfest.pt | 2019 -

journalist/social media manager
young network group | 2023


you can listen to my podcast (portuguese only) 
at my youtube channel and all other audio platforms. 
i’ve been doing it for 200+ weeks in a row 
without fail at saturdays.
if you want to write me: tomas.lampreia@gmail.com

if you want to whatsapp me: +351 91 500 55 49

if you want to call me: please don’t, i’m a gen z who doesn’t speak on the phone 

if you want to stalk me: linkedin / instagram.

©2025copywriter and stand up comedian